Monday, September 24, 2007
Frank Waltons favorite Christian activity and entertainment
Frank Walton likes to fight UFC style. That's so un-Christian of him. Remember in the Bible where Nehemiah protects himself with a knife or when Jesus spoke of buying a sword or when David talked about kicking his enemies teeth in in Psalms. See, Frank Walton was following the Bible's example, therefore he was not being Christ-like! That's so logical! We at the Rational Response Squad know what we're talking about.
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4 comments:
Where did I say I wanted to physically beat up a girl?
You didn't say that anywhere, stupid! We'll have Ted Bell pretend to be you and have him say it under your name. Therefore, you really did say it. That's logical, Wank Falton.
Uh, yeah, well, at least you knew it was Ted Bell. Or maybe it was Brian Cutler pretending to be me this time.
Yeah, so it was really Ted Bell pretending to be you, but it was really you. Make sense? That's so rational.
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