Friday, January 26, 2007

Mocking thoughts on 'Praise the Lord Challenge'

Frank's new blog, 'Mocking thoughts on the Blasphemy Challenge', is hilarious!

LOL! He posted some video of his funny-looking friend, Calvin, who gave his thoughts on the Blasphemy Challenge. Oo0o0o0o0h!!! He's not as funny as Rook Hawkins though. Just kidding, Rook.

Listen guys, some of the reasons we started the Blasphemy Challenge is to piss Christians off and help some people come out of the closet as atheists, ok? We're not here to be logical. We're here to be jerks. Also, it's just been televised that Christians are pissed! They're not really fighting back though, Frank, and I'll explain why.

But first, just look what pissed-off Calvin said about the Blasphemy Challenge in that stupid video on Frank's blog.

..And it's just the worst, most in-informed, ignorant..piece of bleeping
blooping in the world. That's it's just funny!
(He was rubbing his eyes/forehead, pulling his hair, and his face was turning red while he was saying that.)

Terrible actor.

Anyway, Calvin said "in-informed" in the video. What?!?

It's uninformed, idiot!


Okay, maybe he did say "uniformed" and I heard him wrong. But still, it sounded like in-informed, okay?!

Now, here's something Frank said in the blog.

"Come to think of it, the Blasphemy Challenge did more damage than good
for the Rational Response Squad and for atheists in general. "


Wrong, Frank! We've been labeled as a bunch of fascists for atheism. That's good, okay? We make Nazis look like sissies.

'Praise the Lord Challenge' is friggin' stupid, though. People praise the lord all the friggin' time at church! You know what we atheists do? We praise mother nature. Beat that! Nature brought us into being out of nothing. Because out of nothing something came, alright?!

And who the hell is scared to come out of the closet as a Christian? They're everywhere, you moron! And we're here to make fun of them publicly so they'll go back in their stupid closets.


Read what I wrote earlier about the reasons we started the Blasphemy Challenge.

"Listen guys, some of the reasons we started the Blasphemy Challenge was to piss Christians off and help some people come out of the closet as atheists, ok? Also, it's just been televised that Christians are pissed!"

There ya go! Is that too hard for you to understand?!

Also, 'Challenge Blasphemy' is not the powerful message theists think it is. In fact, Chanman (former theist) was banned like about 3 times from the Challenge Blasphemy forums because of his comments about evolution, the Big Bang and his refutation of Pascal's Wager. But that doesn't beat what the Rational Response Squad does. You know what we do? If you are too good of a debater, we'll lie to ban you. It worked with Frank Walton.

Here's a challenge for you Christians: Prove those people, that are not the same religion as you, that the Christian god is the right god! :-)

Because I know you can't! :-D

And if you can, we'll ban you!

Now, this is the funniest part of Frank's blog.

The responses to RRS has grown and from the looks of it, it ain't

Only 17 videos? Okay, maybe you guys grew to over 46. Big deal. So keep growing if you want.

It ain't stopping? That's a premature assumption from the looks of it. But ok...

Look at how many videos WE have. Yup, that includes the videos where Christians refute us. But we'll include them anyway to make us look better.

How can you stop us? Boy, we haven't even started yet! ;-)

I just hope, that one day...Frank will realize how stupid he is.


Thursday, January 25, 2007

Frank Walton's latest blogs

As you can see, Frank has been writing blogs about Rook lately. He posted a blog about Rook Hawkins' romance 'The Pleasure Cruise' and the 'Rook Hawkins can't get enough of himself!' blog.

That's two blogs in a row about Rook! The Rook Hawkins can't get enough of himself! blog has pictures of Rook doing his studying. ( I wonder if Frank likes to look at Rook's pictures. I know I do. Rookie is soo hot!) The other blog, he posts Rook's 'The Pleasure Cruise'. I bet Frank liked it and just wanted to show it to his friends. I would. ;o)

Before those two blogs, he posted 'More proof that the Rational Response Squad have idiots as members'. When Frank read Infidel Mike's blog (that's me!) about him, Frank responded with the 'More proof' blog.

In it, all Frank does is correct Infidel Mike's spelling on the word 'grammar' and says that Greydon Square's song could use a little more help. It was such a short blog because my tiny brain can't help him come up with new stuff to write. I mean, Frank's brain can't help him come up with new stuff to write. Which should be no surprise if you're a reader of Frank's blogs.


He wanted the blog to be "proof" that the RRS have idiots as members. Well, that "idiot", Infidel Mike, responded with another blog and pointed out that Frank provided a bad link that was supposed to let his readers see Mike's blog. (Funny thing is people have said it went straight to his blog. So, I'm just making this up to make Frank look stupid.)

Mike wanted to help Frank with his "proof", but Frank ignores him.


Frank, your material sucks. You're not original, your blogs are friggin' lame! They have been sucking The Almighty Big One lately. You need to change, ok? You better think of something new to write about, because if you do...then it's much better like that, alright?! And Rook Hawkins is cute!


Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Frank Walton's friend, P-Dunn

I like making fun of Asians like P-Dunn. See what I write:

"Hey guys, look! I'm Pi-tzu Dung! Ching chiong chang, lang bran ganh Frank Walton bon shin ching chong rice dong zong wong Atheism Sucks chang lang!"


Friday, January 19, 2007

Research for my book

As many of you know, I said in a past blog that I was writing a book, but last night I realized that the stuff I wrote so far was terrible. I mean, it sucked.

So, I erased everything.

I don't really like asking people for things unless it's necessary, and now is that time. In order for me to write this book, I need to keep doing more research. I feel like I don't know enough to begin writing this book. See, what I do is try to find information that already agrees with me in the first place without looking at the other side too.

The book is supposed to be about great accomplishments achieved by atheists. I really don't know if it's true but I have the faith to think that it already is true. Also, I was planning to write about the damage that religion has caused and compare it to the damage atheists have done. Then, I might write a little bit about evolution and other stuff. See, how smart I am?

This why I need the books, so I can have an idea and make a final decision on what I should write about. But my final decision will always be this: Christianity is false; but atheism is true. My research will always be biased. But I will try my best for the stuff to match the title of my book, "No need for a higher power: Living without a god".

Anyway, here's the thing: I need books.

Rook Hawkins made a wishlist on amazon, he posted it on a blog, see that proves he hasn't done much research in the first place so he needs more to make up his already made up mind. It gave me the idea to do the same thing and I made my own wishlist.

I don't have any money to buy these books and I know you probably don't, either. But I'm going to ask you anyway. That's logical isn't it? To ask people who don't have enough money to buy me books they don't have enough money for. Just look around at my wishlist at Amazon, look for some of the cheap books. Another thing, I need someone to design a cover for my book, anyone that helps out with the cover gets a copy of the book. What a deal! You won't get royalties, but for your hard work a single free book. Cool, huh?

Like I said before, I don't really like asking people for stuff, but I'm going to contradict myself and ask you anyway.

Please, help me so I can debunk websites like this, this, and this. These people are too good.

Trust me, its for a good cause and it will be worth your money. Once the book is published, I will give a free autographed copy to anyone that helped. (The book will be self-published because no reputable publishing company will publish me)

If you do decide to get me a book, let me know which one you're getting so I can remove it from the wishlist. Make sure that the address name is for "Michael DeAlba". If you're having trouble with the address, send me a message and I will give you my address. That's about it.

Again, to see the wish list, click here.

I want to thank you for taking the time to read this.